Theroy 1) Alien colony on dark side ofthe moon.
Theory 2) What makes the gas pump stop when the tank is full.
Theory 3) The true nature of the Slinkie!
Din’t you find it weird that we cannot see the dark side of
the moon from earth. Its sort of like the back of our heads. God
knows how they look. Recently, I have decided that it would be
relatively easy for a race of aliens to set up a colony on the dark
side of the moon.
Little elves live inside the handle of the pump. The gas fumes
make them really sleepy, so they pass out. When you start the pump,
the elves fall out of the pump into your gas tank. They then wake up,
and try to climb out of the tank. Of course, being small, they cannot
reach the top, and have to swim around in the gasoline until it
reaches the top of the tank. When the gas gets to the top, the elves
climb out of the tank, and back into the nozzle of the pump, and hit
a shutoff valve. They then go back to sleep.
- True nature of the
Slinkie.
What is a Slinkie exactly? Nobody is sure. I have heard from a
very reliable source that they were developed by the CIA for part of
an experiment on elephant contraception.
